[16:37] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> -- START --
[16:38] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> C: *walks through the empty cafeteria*
[16:38] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> C: Hmmm. Nobody here.
[16:38] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> C: *pokes head inside the indoor swimming pool*
[16:38] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> C: There you are. ^^
[16:38] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> C: Wait, no.
[16:38] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> C: Those are dummies.
[16:38] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> C: Where is everyone?
[16:38] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> C: *walks to the helicopter pad*
[16:38] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> C: Aha. :D
[16:38] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> C: Welcome, final three.
[16:39] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> C: You've reached the end.
[16:39] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> C: Not just the end of the season, but the end of the series.
[16:39] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> C: Excited? :3
[16:39] <@Ell|Gini> E: Definitly!
[16:39] <@Candy|> Yes, yes, yes!
[16:39] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> D: I knew I'd make it.
[16:40] <@Ell|Gini> E: I cant wait to see Scythe again!
[16:40] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> C: Oh, you'll be seeing Scythe, alright.
[16:40] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> C: You'll also be seeing the other thirteen wannabes that we kicked off the show.
[16:40] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> C: In fact, they're arriving by helicopter right about...
[16:40] <@Ell|Gini> Wait, you mean Gini?
[16:41] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> C: *helicopter flies above Chris' head, drops all the contestants onto the helicopter pad, and flies away*
[16:41] <@Candy|> ...GINI IS COMING BACK?
[16:41] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> D: Oh...
[16:41] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> D: Hi, guys. *cringe*
[16:41] <@Ell|Gini> G: CANDYCANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[16:41] <@Candy|> GINISAUR!
[16:41] * Candy| attacks
[16:41] <+Frankie|Bernie> F: Sup guys?
[16:41] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> D: Uhhh...
[16:42] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> D: Frankie! :D
[16:42] <@Ell|Gini> *huggles Candy*
[16:42] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> D: My best... friend...
[16:42] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> D: What's up, man? :s
[16:42] <@Ell|Gini> G: I missed you so much! Tee-Hee!
[16:42] <+Frankie|Bernie> Waht you talkin' about?
[16:42] <+Frankie|Bernie> @Dirk
[16:42] <@Ell|Gini> Hi Scythe!
[16:42] <@|Scythe> Why, oh why am I forced to come back here? :s
[16:42] <@Ell|Gini> How have you been?
[16:42] * Candy| brings Scythe into hug
[16:43] <@|Scythe> Uh, fine. I guess.
[16:43] <+Grove|Nina> How did you make it to the finale? @Dirk
[16:43] <@Candy|> OMGYAY
[16:43] <@Ell|Gini> I can always count on you to support me right?
[16:43] <+Dianne|Sydney> d:Hi guys!
[16:43] <+Grove|Nina> (This is Nina's font, BTW.)
[16:43] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> C: Alright, everyone shut up and settle down. Let's make our way to the entrance of the ship, where we will officially declare one finalist as the ultimate series winner! :D
[16:43] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> D: *groans, sighs, walks to ballroom*
[16:44] <@Ell|Gini> E: *goes to the ballroom*
[16:44] <+Ross|Jackson> R: *walks into ballroom* Where's the food? >.>
[16:44] <@|Scythe> (I thought we were already on the ship.)
[16:44] <@Ell|Gini> G: Come on Betty! Tee-Hee!
[16:44] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> C: Sssh.
[16:44] <+Grove|Nina> *walks to ballroom with Grove*
[16:44] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> C: For today's challenge, we're going to need you to vote for a winner.
[16:45] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> -- FIVE MINUTES LATER, RECEIVES VOTES --
[16:45] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> Chris: We shall now begin to read the votes.
[16:45] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> Chris: Light the Holy fire, intern! :D
[16:45] <+Ross|Jackson> (Watch it be a tie)
[16:45] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> Chris: *waits awkwardly* Oh, yeah, we killed off all our interns... right...
[16:45] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> Chris: *uses a lighter to set eight logs on fire*
[16:45] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> Chris: *clears throat* Alright. First and foremost, this is a historic and jaw-dropping event. It's the day that we separate the winner from the losers.
[16:46] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> Chris: But, we can't separate them if they're not glued together!
[16:46] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> Chris: *walks over to Candy, Dirk, and Elliot*
[16:46] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> Chris: *glues them together with super-sticky squid ink*
[16:46] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> Chris: It's our last bucket. We can't afford to buy any more of this stuff. *sighs*
[16:46] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> Chris: Anyways, let's move onto the winner of Total Drama Cruise. :D
[16:46] <@Ell|Gini> E: Hey!
[16:46] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> Chris: *dramatic pause*
[16:46] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> Chris: *drumroll*
[16:46] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> Chris: The winner of Total Drama's final season is...
[16:46] <+Grove|Nina> (15 minute episode FTW.)
[16:46] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> Chris: *takes out slip of paper*
[16:46] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> Chris: *inhales*
[16:46] <@Ell|Gini> (Watch it be Dirk)
[16:47] <+Frankie|Bernie> (epic pause)
[16:47] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> Chris: CONGRATULATIONS TO-*the ship sinks to one side and the paper flies out of Chris' hands and into the holy fire*
[16:47] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> Chris: O_O""
[16:47] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> Chris: Nooo!! The winner! D:
[16:47] <+Grove|Nina> (How does a ship sink to one side?)
[16:47] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> Chris: CRAP. Something must be wrong with the ship.
[16:47] <@|Scythe> (What makes that fire so holy?)
[16:47] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> (It's not. @Mygeto)
[16:48] <@|Scythe> (Chris said it was.)
[16:48] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> (Also, if we could stop making random assumptions/know-it-all comments, that would be great, seeing as we're all just trying to have fun here, and being smarter than animated characters isn't exactly something to be proud of.)
[16:48] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> Chris: Alright, guys. I'll be right back. Wait here!
[16:48] <@Ell|Gini> Are we going to sink? Tee-Hee!
[16:48] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> D: Why are you laughing? >.>
[16:48] <@Ell|Gini> Cause that woul be awesome Tee-Hee!
[16:49] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> Chris: *runs back two minutes later, panting* Alright. It's worse than I thought.
[16:49] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> Chris: *pants* There's a giant hole in the cruise and if we don't patch it up, we're all going to die.
[16:49] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> Chris: Now, you can panic. :)
[16:49] <@Ell|Gini> YAY! Tee-Hee!
[16:49] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> D: WHAT!?
[16:49] <+Frankie|Bernie> B/F: AAAAAH!!
[16:49] <@Ell|Gini> E: What>!
[16:49] <@|Scythe> Hm.
[16:49] <+Ross|Jackson> J: You...didn't get insurance on the boat....did you. :|
[16:50] <+Grove|Nina> *looks at Chris unenthused*
[16:50] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> Chris: Nope. @Jackson
[16:50] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> D: Well, if there's any spare material to patch up the cruise, we could use the squid ink.
[16:50] <+Frankie|Bernie> f: You have to do somthin' Dawg!
[16:50] <+Dianne|Sydney> (If the name of the winner got written on paper why can't they just ask the person who wrote the name on it who won? 3:)
[16:50] <@|Scythe> Yeah, because that'll totally work.
[16:51] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> (Because the ship is sinking and nobody cares.)
[16:51] <@Ell|Gini> Gini: Let's find the ink! Tee-Hee!
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[16:51] <Candy|_> (OMFG SORRY CHROME)
[16:51] <Candy|_> (What did I miss?)
[16:51] <@Ell|Gini> (The boat is sinking)
[16:51] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> Chris: Yeah, there's a big problem with that theory, Dirk; our last bucket was just chucked out the cruise.
[16:51] <+Grove|Nina> (Chris saw the name.)
[16:52] <+Grove|Nina> (Couldn't he just say it after?)
[16:52] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> (No, he didn't. @Dakota)
[16:52] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> (It flew out of his hand.)
[16:52] <+Grove|Nina> (Ah. KK.)
[16:52] <Candy|_> Can't we go get it or something? D:
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[16:53] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> (Also, guys, this is an animated reality show. We're not directing The Godfather here. Not everything has to be thought through. For example, diving off a one-thousand foot-high cliff would most likely kill you.)
[16:53] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> (:p)
[16:53] <@|Scythe> Sooooooo...
[16:53] <@Ell|Gini> Gini: Yeah, Tee-Hee! I'm a great swimmer, so is Sydney, we can go get it! Tee-Hee!
[16:53] <@|Scythe> Any ideas?
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[16:53] <+Frankie|Bernie> B: Umm...
[16:53] <+Frankie|Bernie> Life boat?
[16:54] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> Chris: See, I knew we were missing something! *snaps fingers*
[16:54] <@|Scythe> Hm.
[16:54] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> D: CHRIS. <.<
[16:54] <@|Scythe> What about that helicopter that just rudely dropped us off here?
[16:54] <+Frankie|Bernie> You didn't get life boat?! F: I ain't surprised.
[16:54] <+Lainey|Lance> Lainey: So we're sinking?
[16:54] <+Lainey|Lance> Lainey: o.o
[16:55] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> E: WAIT.
[16:55] <+Frankie|Bernie> B: How about life perservers?!
[16:55] <+Lainey|Lance> Lance: *singing* We cooooould swiiiiiiimmmmm~
[16:56] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> E: If you guys remember, a lot of buckets of super-sticky squid ink were tossed into the water in our third episode!
[16:56] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> E: Since we have no squid ink left, we could use the ones from the water to patch up the ship.
[16:56] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> E: However, the odds of survival are a mere eighteen percent. We're all glued together and the ocean is fairly deep.
[16:56] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> Chris: How did you come up with eighteen percent?
[16:56] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> E: Oh, that part was easy. You have to take the volume of water, divide it by-
[16:57] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> D: How did I manage to stay on here for seventeen days? :s
[16:57] <@Candy|> Well, someone should unglue us. >->
[16:57] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> Chris: Uhhh, hello? It's called SUPER-STICKY squid ink. The only way you can get out of that trap is by staying in the sun for eight hours.
[16:57] <+Lainey|Lance> Lainey: I don't care! We should fix it! Chris, don't you have enough money to fix the boat out here?
[16:57] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> E: But by my calculations, we only have forty-five minutes before this entire ship becomes an underwater experience. D:
[16:57] <+Lainey|Lance> Call boat repai service or something?
[16:57] <+Frankie|Bernie> (Elliot apears whit on my screen)
[16:58] <+Lainey|Lance> Lainey: Like the titanic?!
[16:58] <+Lainey|Lance> ((Had to.))
[16:58] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> C: My cellphone...crap! I left it back at Dudahula Island!
[16:58] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> D: Ugh, nice job sticking us all together, Chris.
[16:59] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> Chris: I didn't think this would happen. :@
[16:59] <@Candy|> Guys, let's not fight. If we all stick together, we can get the squid ink from underwater and save everyone from dying! :3
[16:59] <+Frankie|Bernie> F: You are the most unprepared person on the planet!
[16:59] <@ChrisMcLean|Dirk> E: *giggles* STICK together.
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[16:59] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> D: There's no way I'm doing that. I can't afford to die.
[16:59] <+Grove|Nina> I am not dying on this messed-up reality show.
[16:59] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> Chris: Too late! *pushes Candy, Dirk, and Elliot off the boat into the water*
[16:59] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> Chris: Oh, and take these! *throws a red, green, and pink pair of goggles into the water*
[16:59] <+Lainey|Lance> Lance: We could juuuuuuuuuuuust siiiiiing a haaaappppy soooon!
[17:00] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> D: SERIOUSLY?!
[17:00] <+Lainey|Lance> (Sonng*)
[17:00] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> D: We're stuck together! We'll drown!!
[17:00] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> D: *sigh* Okay, here's what we'll do. Everyone can put on a seperate pair of goggles, *grabs the red pair*, and we can all go down into the water.
[17:00] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> E: *reaches for the pink pair* :o
[17:00] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> E: *grabs the green pair, instead* :(
[17:01] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> D: The problem is that not all of us are very, some of us have stronger lungs and can stay in the water for a longer period of time.
[17:01] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> D: Maybe if one of us feels like we can't breathe anymore, we can make a sound, and all of us can swim to the top so the former doesn't drown. But, you know, if one of you does, more money for me. :D
[17:01] <@Candy|> THAT IS MY PINK PAIR. >-> @ELLIOT
[17:01] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> E: Alright. :(
[17:01] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> E: Well, okay. On the count of three, we all hold our breath.
[17:02] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> E: Then, we sink into the water. Okay?
[17:02] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> E: One...two......
[17:02] <@Candy|> Three! :D.
[17:02] <+Frankie|Bernie> (Elliot's words are white on my screen!)
[17:03] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> D: *dives in*
[17:03] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> D: *holds breath*
[17:03] <@|Scythe> Yeah. They're gonna die.
[17:03] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> Chris: Probably. :|
[17:04] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> Chris: Meanwhile, I'd suggest that the entire crew looks for liferafts.
[17:04] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> Chris: Or maybe a way of getting them unstuck.
[17:04] <+Frankie|Bernie> F: You said you didn't have lifebots.
[17:05] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> Chris: I said I didn't have lifeboats. I never said I didn't have liferafts.
[17:05] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> Chris: ...wait.
[17:05] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> Chris: Oh, shoot.
[17:05] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> Chris: The liferafts are on the bottom floor of the cruise.
[17:05] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> Chris: And the entire ship is sinking.
[17:05] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> Chris: We could send someone under, buttt...
[17:06] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> Chris: They'd have to be prepared to die.
[17:06] <+Ross|Jackson> Dirk would be more than happy to get them for us, wouldn't he?
[17:06] <@|Scythe> *Pushes Frankie forward*
[17:06] <@Candy|> (Wouldn't the rafts float up?)
[17:06] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> (TDA15, Dirk's in the water looking for squid ink. >.>)
[17:07] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> (Yeah, but it's on the bottom floor of the cruise. @Candy)
[17:07] <+Ross|Jackson> (I didn't see it, I'm doing 20 things at once >.>)
[17:07] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> (So someone needs to go to the bottom floor, which is flooded, to get them.)
[17:07] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> E: *taps Candy*
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[17:07] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> E: *mouths* I CAN'T BREATHE.
[17:07] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> E: *mouths* I CAN'T BREATHE.
[17:07] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> E: :'(
[17:07] <+Frankie|Bernie> Fine, I'll get them.
[17:07] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> D: *swims back up again*
[17:08] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> D: Crap, Elliot, we were only in there for, like, fourty seconds!
[17:08] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> D: SUCK IT UP. <.<
[17:08] <+Frankie|Bernie> Bernie, you're comin' with me. (xDD)
[17:08] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> E: My lungs aren't strong. :(
[17:08] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> E: I could die.
[17:08] <@Candy|> TOUGHEN UP, PANSY
[17:08] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> E: D:
[17:08] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> E: :-O
[17:08] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> E: :'(
[17:09] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> D: This is helpless.
[17:09] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> D: Candy, you've gotta learn to be a little nicer. :@
[17:09] <+Frankie|Bernie> (since when was candy mean)
[17:09] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> (Since never.)
[17:09] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> (It's a joke.)
[17:09] <+Frankie|Bernie> *gets to the bottom floor*
[17:10] <@Candy|> :c @Dirky
[17:11] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> D: Okay.
[17:11] <+Lainey|Lance> Lainely: Why is there an iceburg in the middle of the ocean? or is that a mirage? ._.
[17:11] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> D: On three, we go back down again.
[17:11] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> D: One...
[17:11] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> D: Two....
[17:11] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> D: THREE.
[17:11] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> D: *dives in*
[17:12] <+Frankie|Bernie> F: *sees the deflated liferafts float at the end of the room*n Ok, here's the plan: You swim to the life rafts and I'll supervise.
[17:12] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> E: *mouths* I CAN'T BREATHE.
[17:12] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> E: *mouths* I CAN'T BREATHE.
[17:12] <+Frankie|Bernie> B: What?! What kind of plan is that?!
[17:12] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> D: *rolls eyes, swims back up*
[17:12] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> D: ELLIOT. <.<
[17:13] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> E: Just go on without me. :'(
[17:13] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> E: I can't make it. D:
[17:13] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> D: We can't go on without you, WE'RE GLUED TOGETHER. <.<
[17:13] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> Chris: *blushes*
[17:13] <+Lainey|Lance> Lainey: This is a slash fic waiting to happen!
[17:14] <+Frankie|Bernie> F: A good one.
[17:14] <+Frankie|Bernie> *pushes him in*
[17:14] <+Frankie|Bernie> B: Ugh. *swims*
[17:15] <@Candy|> Can we just let him die? ._.
[17:15] <@Candy|> Oh.
[17:15] <+Frankie|Bernie> F: That's good buddy, just-- O_O LOOK OUT!!!
[17:15] <@Candy|> Wait.
[17:15] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> D: I wish. :-/
[17:15] <@Candy|> Why is Dirk floating away?
[17:15] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> D: :|
[17:15] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> D: What?
[17:15] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> D: I...HOLY CRAP.
[17:16] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> D: The water is breaking us apart!
[17:16] <@Candy|> The water is making you...yeah...
[17:16] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> D: Well, me...apart...
[17:16] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> D: Okay, since you guys are still glued together, stay here.
[17:16] <@Candy|> DON'T LEAVE ME WITH HIM
[17:16] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> D: I'll swim down and look for a tub of squid ink.
[17:16] <+Frankie|Bernie> B: Huh? *electric eel shocks him* AAH!!
[17:16] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> E: You know, we used to be friends, Candy. :@
[17:16] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> D: *rolls eyes, dives in*
[17:17] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> E: I don't know what happened to us. :(
[17:17] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> E: I really miss you. D:
[17:17] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> E: *sniffs Candy's hair*
[17:17] <+Frankie|Bernie> F: Whoa! Get out of there!!
[17:17] <@Candy|> ... ._. @Elliot
[17:17] <+Frankie|Bernie> (two scenes at the same time)
[17:17] <+Frankie|Bernie> (xDD)
[17:18] <+Frankie|Bernie> B: *grabs the eel and throws it to Frankie*
[17:19] <@Candy|> (So.)
[17:19] <@Candy|> (Like.)
[17:19] <+Frankie|Bernie> F: Whoa I don't want it!
[17:19] <@Candy|> (Awk.)
[17:19] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> E: Uhhh...
[17:19] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> E: So...
[17:19] <+Frankie|Bernie> *gets electicuted*
[17:19] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> E: How'
[17:19] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> E: CANDY. O_O
[17:19] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> E: Dirk's drowning!!
[17:19] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> D: *sinks* x_o
[17:20] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> E: ...should we...
[17:20] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> E: Help him? :|
[17:20] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> E: I mean, he's not really nice. :-/
[17:20] <+Frankie|Bernie> *throws it off*
[17:20] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> E: I don't..I don't know if...anyone would...miss him....that much...
[17:20] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> E: :s
[17:21] <+Frankie|Bernie> B: *swims to the liferafts* There we are, now we-- *a bunch of pirannah appear* Uh-oh.
[17:21] <@Candy|> I....I don't know.
[17:22] <@Candy|> I guess?
[17:22] <@Candy|> But
[17:22] <@Candy|> You can't swi,
[17:22] <@Candy|> *swim
[17:22] <@Candy|> How do we do that?
[17:22] <@Candy|> ..
[17:22] <@Candy|> *._.
[17:22] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> E: Well, according to my mathematics...
[17:22] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> E: If we position you at a ninety-degree angle.
[17:22] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> E: Facing diagonally from the cruise.
[17:22] <@Candy|> OMG, ELLIOT.
[17:22] <+Frankie|Bernie> AAh!!! *swims with piranha chasing him*
[17:23] <@Candy|> STOP IT WITH THE MATH.
[17:23] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> E: Sorry. D:
[17:23] <@Candy|> LET'S JUST GO GET DIRK.
[17:23] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> E: Wait!!
[17:23] * Candy| dives in. >->
[17:23] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> E: I-I'm not read-
[17:23] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> E: *holds breath*
[17:23] <+Lainey|Lance> ((WHY CAN'T THEY USE THE CRUISE LINE))
[17:23] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> D: *is still drowning*
[17:23] <+Lainey|Lance> ((CRUISES ALWAYS HAS PHONE LINES)
[17:23] == Copper5430 [] has joined #TDWIKI-RP
[17:23] <Copper5430> (I'm Back!)
[17:23] <@Chris|Dirk|Ellio> (Zach, it's a cruise run by Chris.)
[17:23] <+Lainey|Lance> ((... Touche))
[17:24] == Copper5430 has changed nick to Gini
[17:24] == Chris|Dirk|Ellio has changed nick to Chris|Dirk
[17:24] * Candy| saves
[17:24] <@Chris|Dirk> *is saved by Candy*
[17:24] == Gini has changed nick to Gi|El
[17:24] <@Chris|Dirk> *swims back up*
[17:24] <@Candy|> THERE YOU FREAKING GO, ELLIOT. >->
[17:24] <@Chris|Dirk> D: Candy...
[17:24] <@Chris|Dirk> D: You...saved me... :)
[17:24] <+Frankie|Bernie> F: Swim for you're life!!
[17:25] <Gi|El> G: Tee-Hee! Yay! Drowning!
[17:25] <@Chris|Dirk> Chris: ......
[17:25] <@Chris|Dirk> Chris: You...
[17:25] <@Candy|> HI GINISAUR!
[17:25] <@Chris|Dirk> Chris: *sigh* You concern me. :-/
[17:25] * Candy| waves. :D.
[17:25] <@Candy|> You know, Dirky
[17:25] <Gi|El> *waves at Candy*
[17:25] <@Candy|> You're a little leess annoying then Elliot.
[17:25] <@Candy|> Soooo
[17:25] <+Frankie|Bernie> B/F: *timeskip to them running back up to the others*
[17:26] <@Candy|> You wanna be in Gini and I's trio? :D.
[17:26] <@Chris|Dirk> D:
[17:26] <+Frankie|Bernie> F: We got the liferafts....well one at least...
[17:26] <@Candy|> And make it a...four-io?
[17:26] <@Chris|Dirk> D: You would really accept me back into your trio even after I manipulated you?
[17:26] <@Chris|Dirk> D: That's...
[17:26] <Gi|El> G: Yeah, Friendship is friendship Tee-Hee!
[17:26] <@Chris|Dirk> D: The dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life. -.-'
[17:26] <@Chris|Dirk> D: But...I'll do it. :D
[17:26] <@Chris|Dirk> D: Thanks, Candy. :)
[17:26] <@Candy|> I'm not very smart, anyways. :D.
[17:27] <@Chris|Dirk> E: You finally realized it. >.>
[17:27] <Gi|El> G: And I'm crazy! Tee-Hee!
[17:27] <+Frankie|Bernie> B: *holds up shredded liferafts except one is intact*
[17:27] <@Chris|Dirk> Chris: ALRIGHT.
[17:27] <@Chris|Dirk> Chris: EVERYONE.
[17:27] <@Chris|Dirk> Chris: Start blowing up those liferafts, pronto!
[17:27] <+Ross|Jackson> J: There's only one though :|
[17:27] <@Candy|> Jackson!
[17:27] <+Frankie|Bernie> Had some problems. Ouch! *sees pirannah on his but and smacks it off*
[17:28] <@Candy|> Blow it up anyways! >->
[17:28] <@Chris|Dirk> D: Candy!
[17:28] <@Chris|Dirk> D: You're seperating from Elliot!!
[17:28] == Gi|El has changed nick to Gini|
[17:28] == Chris|Dirk has changed nick to Chris|Dirk|Elli
[17:28] * Candy| grabs on to Elliot's shirt.
[17:28] <@Candy|> There.
[17:28] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> E: :o
[17:28] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> E: :|
[17:28] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> E: Yay. :3
[17:28] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> D: Alright.
[17:28] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> D: Here's what we should do, guys.
[17:28] <Gini|> Yay for Elliot! Tee-Hee!
[17:28] <@Candy|> Don't flatter yourself @Elliot.
[17:28] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> D: All of us venture into seperate directions.
[17:29] <+Frankie|Bernie> F: Let's start blowing people!
[17:29] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> D: I'll go north, Candy can go south, and Elliot can go east.
[17:29] <@Candy|> (*blowing, people)
[17:29] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> E: Actually, we never traveled south, so the odds of a squid ink can being there are slim to none. :|
[17:29] <@|Scythe> (Lulz.)
[17:29] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> D: Alright... o_o
[17:29] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> D: So, Candy goes west, then.
[17:30] <+Frankie|Bernie> (thank you miss gram-- oh I see what that looked like)
[17:30] <@|Scythe> Hm, no thanks.
[17:30] <@|Scythe> Get Ross to do it, he seems to be packing a lot of air.
[17:30] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> Chris: You better or I'll personally throw you off this cruise. >.> @Scythe
[17:30] <Gini|> Gini: I'll go with you Candy! Tee-Hee!
[17:30] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> Chris: All season, you have been uncooperative and verbally abusive. :@
[17:30] <+Frankie|Bernie> B: Let Nina do it, she does have the biggest mouth.
[17:30] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> Chris: That, Scythe, is MY thing.
[17:30] <@|Scythe> Hm, being thrown off a sinking cruise?
[17:30] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> Chris: So, IF YOU DON'T START.
[17:30] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> Chris: BLOWING UP THOSE LIFERAFTS.
[17:31] <@|Scythe> ...
[17:31] <@|Scythe> :|
[17:31] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> Chris: UNDERSTAND?
[17:31] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> D: .... o_o
[17:31] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> D: Am I the only one that hears yelling?
[17:31] <@Candy|> .... ._.
[17:31] <@Candy|> Nopeee.
[17:31] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> E: It's probably just Victoria.
[17:31] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> E: *dives in*
[17:31] <Gini|> Gini: Betty yells at mw all the time! Tee-Hee!
[17:31] <@|Scythe> *Awkwardly walks to lifecrafts*
[17:32] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> D: *dives in*
[17:32] <Gini|> *me
[17:32] <Gini|> (lag)
[17:32] <@Candy|> *dives in*
[17:32] <@|Scythe> All right, let's get these lifecrafts working. *Seemingly traumatized*
[17:32] <+Frankie|Bernie> B/F: Starts blowing the liferaft*
[17:33] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> Chris: *starts blowing up liferafts*
[17:33] <Gini|> *chews on liferaft*
[17:33] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> D: *swims back up, coughing*
[17:33] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> D: Elliot? Candy?
[17:33] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> E: *swims up* I couldn't find any cans of squid ink.
[17:34] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> D: Yeah, well, I found one, but it's empty. :s
[17:34] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> D: Where's Candy?
[17:34] <Gini|> C'mon, Betty, go faster! Tee-Hee!
[17:35] <+Frankie|Bernie> B/F: *cotinues blowing*
[17:35] <@Candy|> Oh hi!
[17:35] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> Chris: *blows up a liferaft* Done!! ^^
[17:35] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> Chris: *pops in Chris' hand* Crap. :@
[17:35] <@Candy|> Mine's empty, too. :c
[17:36] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> D: How are all of ours empty?
[17:36] <Gini|> Betty says that Ross will make a great flotation device.
[17:36] <@Candy|> ...because they are?
[17:36] <Gini|> Tee-Hee!
[17:36] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> D: That's impossible. I mean, I checked as much of the north side as I could, and there are NO cans there. :s
[17:37] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> E: Yeah, and I checked the east side like I was supposed to.
[17:37] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> E: We've checked everywhere, correct? o_o
[17:37] <+Frankie|Bernie> (Caaaandyyy?)
[17:38] <@Candy|> (SORRY. -__-)
[17:38] <+Frankie|Bernie> F: *herd everything* Chcek the South side!!
[17:38] <@Candy|> one's checked the South side.
[17:38] <@Candy|> SEE? I- Oh wow, Frankie, way to steal my moment.
[17:38] <@Candy|> >->
[17:39] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> D: There's no use in checking the south side.
[17:39] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> D: Elliot already SAID we never traveled there.
[17:39] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> E: Well....
[17:39] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> E: I might have made a SLIGHT miscalculation, now that I think about it. ^^;
[17:39] <@Candy|> See, Elliot? This is why no one likes you.
[17:39] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> D: .........
[17:39] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> D: WHAT?
[17:40] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> E: Judging from the density, mass, and volume of the cans, it appears to me that they would normally travel in the south direction when floating in water.
[17:40] <Gini|> Gini: Candycane! Betty will come help! Tee-Hee!
[17:40] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> E: Just like a sofa would float east. :3
[17:40] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> E: It's basic 3rd grade math. :c
[17:40] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> Chris: What third grade was HE in? :|
[17:41] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> D: Is someone ever going to tell her that Betty doesn't exist? :-/
[17:41] <+Frankie|Bernie> B: Ok, this is taking to long. *runs to Nina* Nina! We need your big mouth!
[17:42] <@Candy|> DIRK.
[17:42] <@Candy|> BETTY IS REAL!
[17:42] <@Candy|> C'MON, BETTY, LET'S GO GET THE CANS!
[17:42] * Candy| swims off
[17:42] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> D: :|
[17:42] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> E: See, this is what happens when you mix idiocy with a reality television show.
[17:42] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> D: Shut up, Elliot. ._.
[17:42] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> D: *swims off*
[17:42] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> E: Hmph.
[17:43] == Frankie|Bernie has changed nick to Frank|Bern|Nina
[17:43] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> E: Well, they'll regret it the day I'm an award-winning scientist.
[17:43] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> E: On the cover of "Canada Weekly".
[17:43] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> E: Oh, they'll see.
[17:43] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> E: They will see. :)
[17:43] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> E: ....
[17:43] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> E: *crickets chirp*
[17:43] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> E: I don't have any friends. :-/
[17:44] <+Frank|Bern|Nina> N: What you say to me?!
[17:44] <Gini|> I still love You Elliot! Tee-Hee!
[17:44] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> Chris: Ooh, inter-cruise drama ALREADY?
[17:44] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> Chris: This is getting INTENSE. :3
[17:44] <+Frank|Bern|Nina> B: I just mean that you have enough air to give to save us!
[17:45] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> Chris: Aww, why'd you have to go and ruin my fun? :@
[17:45] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> D: *watches as Candy grabs a can of squid ink*
[17:45] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> D: Yes!!
[17:45] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> D: FINALLY.
[17:45] <+Frank|Bern|Nina> N: Why you little! If we weren't sinking (for a whole hour) I'd hurt you so bad your children would feel it!
[17:46] <Gini|> Go team Go! Tee-Hee!
[17:47] <+Frank|Bern|Nina> Hmph! *walks to the raft and blows*
[17:47] <@Candy|> YAYYY FOR NOT DYING!
[17:47] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> D: Alright!!
[17:47] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> D: It looks like we've got enough to get back on the cruise!
[17:47] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> Chris: NINA.
[17:47] <+Frank|Bern|Nina> *raft blows up fully *
[17:47] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> Chris: Toss the life raft down!! QUICK.
[17:48] <+Frank|Bern|Nina> How do I know you won't leave us for dead?!
[17:48] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> Chris: -_-
[17:48] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> Chris: *grabs life raft from Nina and tosses it into the water*
[17:48] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> D: *climbs onto the life raft with Candy and Elliot*
[17:48] <+Frank|Bern|Nina> (was that a fail?)
[17:48] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> Chris: Alright! Someone grab a rope and pull them up!!
[17:48] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> Chris: OH. ^^
[17:49] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> Chris: And by the way. :D
[17:49] <+Frank|Bern|Nina> B: What?
[17:49] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> Chris: Since we never established a season winner...
[17:49] <Gini|> *pulls the rope*
[17:49] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> Chris: The first contestant to get back on the cruise and patch up the broken hole WINS THE SERIES. ;)
[17:49] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> D: :o
[17:50] <+Frank|Bern|Nina> F: Nice twist dawg.
[17:50] <@Candy|> Well...I'll go then. :D.
[17:50] <Gini|> *pulls up life raft faster*
[17:50] * Candy| takes off heels and runss
[17:50] * Candy| takes off heels and runs*
[17:50] * Candy| takes off heels and runs with the squid ink*
[17:50] <Gini|> Go Candycane Tee-Hee!
[17:50] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> E: *hops onto the ship*
[17:51] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> D: *grabs Elliot by the leg* Wait for me!!
[17:51] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> E: O_O
[17:51] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> E: DIRK.
[17:51] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> D: :o
[17:51] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> D: *falls off the cruise with Elliot into the water below* NOOOOOOOOOO!
[17:51] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> E: I WANT MY MILLION DOLLARS. :'(
[17:51] * Candy| reaches hole.
[17:51] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> E: *hits the water*
[17:51] * Candy| patches it up.
[17:52] <@Candy|> Ew. My hands are dirty. :c
[17:52] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> Chris: O_O""""""""""
[17:52] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> Chris: AND THE WINNER.
[17:52] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> Chris: OF TOTAL DRAMA CRUISE.
[17:52] <Gini|> That means.........
[17:52] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> Chris: IS.
[17:52] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> Chris: CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[17:52] <Gini|> TEE-HEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[17:52] <@|Scythe> *Claps*
[17:53] <+Frank|Bern|Nina> Nina: What?! The Dumb blonde won?!
[17:53] <+Dianne|Sydney> Both:*cheers*
[17:53] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> D: *climbs back onto the ship, dripping wet* :(
[17:53] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> E: Awww. Nice try, Dirk. *crawls back onto ship*
[17:53] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> D: Don't I win ANYTHING? D:
[17:53] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> C: Well.
[17:53] <Gini|> A big hug! Tee-Hee!
[17:53] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> C: Since you won the most challenges this season, Dirk.
[17:53] <Gini|> hugs Dirk*
[17:53] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> C: And received the most number of Chris McLean bobbleheads out of anyone...
[17:53] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> C: You'll receive one thousand dollar-
[17:53] <+Frank|Bern|Nina> F: He did?
[17:54] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> C: Oh, wait. Crap.
[17:54] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> C: Uhhhhh. :|
[17:54] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> C: You know what? I only have one cheque and I really need to make it out to the winner, soooo... ._.
[17:54] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> C: You win.........
[17:54] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> C: *takes out crumpled five-dollar bill from pocket*
[17:54] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> C: THIS. :D
[17:54] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> D: *twitches*
[17:54] <Gini|> Lucky! Tee-Hee!
[17:54] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> C: And congratulations to Candy!
[17:55] <Gini|> And Elliot gets me! Tee-Hee!
[17:55] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> C: She played hard, fought hard, and ran heels.
[17:55] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> D: You know, I-
[17:55] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> C: *covers Dirk's mouth*
[17:55] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> C: Candy.
[17:55] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> C: Wait just a moment.
[17:55] == Candy|_ [4a643833@gateway/web/freenode/ip.] has joined #TDWIKI-RP
[17:55] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> C: *runs off*
[17:55] == mode/#TDWIKI-RP [+o Candy|_] by Chris|Dirk|Elli
[17:55] <@Candy|_> (....oops.)
[17:56] <@Candy|_> (WHAT DID I MISS?)
[17:56] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> *the ship begins to move*
[17:56] <Gini|> (Candy Won!)
[17:56] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> E: YAY. :D
[17:56] <@Candy|_> YAYYYYY
[17:56] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> C: Alright.
[17:56] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> C: I've put the ship on auto-pilot. :3
[17:56] == Candy| [4a643833@gateway/web/freenode/ip.] has quit [Ping timeout: 265 seconds]
[17:56] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> C: Candy. *rips out one-million dollar cheque* This is for you.
[17:56] * Candy|_ drags Jackson, Dirky, and Ginisaur into a group huggle. :D.
[17:56] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> E: *awkwardly puts hand around Gini, blushing*
[17:56] <@Candy|_> *and Scythe
[17:56] * Candy|_ grabs million dollar case. :D.
[17:57] <@Candy|_> YAYYYYYYY!
[17:57] <Gini|> Oh Elliot! Tee-Hee!
[17:57] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> D: Well, Candy.
[17:57] <+Frank|Bern|Nina> (you misssed your own victory)
[17:57] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> D: I can't believe I'm saying this, but.
[17:57] <Gini|> You Do Care! Tee-Hee!
[17:57] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> D: I'm...really glad you won. :)
[17:57] <@Candy|_> Thanks. :D.
[17:57] <Gini|> *kisses Elliot*
[17:57] * Candy|_ checks phone
[17:57] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> (We don't have phones.)
[17:57] <@Candy|_> AND my blueberries harvested.
[17:58] <@Candy|_> BEST.
[17:58] <@Candy|_> DAY.
[17:58] <@Candy|_> EVER.
[17:58] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> (Okay, one-time joke, then. :c)
[17:58] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> E: *looks out ship*
[17:58] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> E: Uhhh, guys?
[17:58] <@Candy|_> (Neko's been giving me free cats for the blueberries since episode one :c)
[17:58] <+Frank|Bern|Nina> F: Congrats Dawg...dawgette.
[17:58] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> E: It's great that the ship isn't sinking and all, but.
[17:58] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> E: We have another problem on our hands...
[17:58] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> D: O_O"
[17:59] <+Frank|Bern|Nina> O_O
[17:59] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> Chris: :-O
[17:59] <@Candy|_> ....D:
[17:59] <@Candy|_> B-BUT
[17:59] <@|Scythe> We could always just, you know, steer the ship. :|
[17:59] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> C: OH, CRAP. THE STEERS AREN'T WORKING.
[17:59] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> E: :-O
[17:59] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> C: STUPID BOAT.
[17:59] <+Frank|Bern|Nina> All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!
[17:59] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> D/E: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
[18:00] <Gini|> Yay! Death is upon us! Tee-hee! :3
[18:00] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> C: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH. ._.
[18:00] <@Chris|Dirk|Elli> -- END --

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